Companies with “recovery regime” status could receive fewer or no regulatory penalties to encourage them to invest in infrastructure!
Wow! We're literally drinking sewage and these water companies will get away with this?
The last gift from the #Tories before the election.
#GTTO

“I’ve never been on a train before is it powered by coal and a wee man with a horn up the front? #janeygodleyvoiceover

I walk around London and see beggars outside shops, people sleeping in doorways, tent cities everywhere… and I think of what Sunak, Cameron and their friends have done to us in the past 14 years and how well-fed and satisfied with themselves they look.

Christ on a tandem, they really are terrible at this…

New prospective parliamentary candidate for the Conservative Party just dropped.

Rishi Sunak pledges to get rid of 'rip-off' degree courses after it emerges that some courses at certain universities aren't producing the skilled workers Britain needs

Hey Greg, these are schools that risk flattening kids because of unsafe concrete. Forgive me if I'm not overly concerned that rich people can't get a tax break on buying a ticket to the old boy network.

It tells you everything you need to know about British politics and media that the only person to have ever had to apologise for Nigel Farage's long history of inflammatory and racist comments, is a journalist who accurately reported them as such

Greg, can't these schools just make cuts? Axe the music department, ignore essential repairs, sack some drama teachers, double the head as the caretaker, that sort of stuff?

'No, not at all'!

Horrific. This is why they don’t teach poor kids about politics at school.

This is what happens when almost all the papers favour a Tory government - people are conned into voting against their best interests.

The Tories hate them. They just see them as useful idiots.

I am challenging Nigel Farage to a live TV debate on the benefits of Brexit.

If he refuses, it will confirm the fact that he sent Britain up shit creek without a paddle.

Roger, the population was 2m in 1066. 10k was a 0.5% increase.

Today's population is 66m. 125k over 5 years is a 0.037% a year increase.

Also, the Normans spent the subsequent decade laying waste to the North. By contrast, modern immigrants staff the NHS and harvest our food.

An extra show tonight for good behaviour, LBC at 10pm. Meanwhile, try this, in which Carol wastes time painting her toes & I reinvent the procedure to take just 2 seconds. Got a dilemma? Send it to the unprofessionals at
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globalplayer.com/podcasts/42Kr5… Carol McGiffin

Back tonight at 10 on LBC with, hopefully, more than a whisper. Meanwhile try this full-throated best-of compilation globalplayer.com/podcasts/42Koa…

Nigel Farage claims that Rishi Sunak called an Election because he was planning to announce he was running next week (which he has cancelled).

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

If it’s any consolation to the Tories now contemplating the wreckage of their party, they’re not alone. This is how it ends for everyone who gets into a relationship with Johnson.

Lady in black, 'We are seeing record levels of violence against women.. Rape is pretty much decriminalised in this country.. Judges are recommending that those few rapists that do get convicted don't get a custodial sentence' #BBCQT

'I'm sick to death about hearing about

'I double dare you motherfucker! Say 'our plan is working' one more time.'