Me : drake got leaked
My man : and you watched it
Me :

I asked my husband how comes he doesn’t care that I don’t cook.

He said “a cooking woman is a poisoning woman. One less threat”

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Just in from The Associated Press: “Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer convicted of murdering George Floyd, was stabbed at a federal prison in Arizona, AP source says.”

btw hamas offered israel the hostages multiple times in exchange for them to stop b0mbing palestinians and the declined it. those posters are only there for propaganda

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Blue Ivy just wakes up and decide if she wanna look like Beyonce or Jay Z on that day..

They used to plan some lynchings for Sundays so people could come after church in their Sunday best & once they finished torturing, burning alive, and then hanging a man in front of hundreds or thousands they would let people take pieces of the body as souvenirs.

Good morning to everyone *unless* your name is Tony Romo, in which case it’s FUCK YOU TO INFINITY & BEYOND

Sometimes when I'm bored at my WFH job, I'll change my wigs between meetings and watch their non-Black eyes widen when I turn on my camera

Protect Meg thee Reporter

Black Twitter Assembling the ENTIRE MF APP to come rescue of Keke Palmer

Happy birthday to this talented, hilarious, and beautiful young woman. Malia, I hope 25 brings you everything you’re looking for and more.

The growth 💜

She was sexually assaulted and people just sitting their laughing…

The left isn’t “dancing on Pat Robertson’s grave” we’re just having a nice little drag show on it.

The fact that many thousands of heterosexual women today learned about 'gooch grease,' and remained heterosexual, is all the evidence needed to prove that being gay is not a choice.