But why wouldn't the richest human want political change 🤔

Future generations will curse us for rejecting Google Wave

I don't know how tech financing works, could Elon be pulling a The Producers

TFW the world's richest person closes the office and fires all your friends and threatens cost cuts and a demanding new work ethic and it's your job to stop disinformation in the midterm election next week

Somebody warn Elon that Trump will stiff him for the $8/month

If I owned a big supply of a super cheap cryptocurrency and then got control over the algorithm of a major social media platform I might be tempted to make a trillion dollars

Is all I'm saying

Only blue check marks will be allowed to escape to Mars

What are some of the sites you will be posting on instead of Twitter

he asked in a Tweet that nobody saw

I guess I'm on Cohost now? But kind of the same way I'm on Vero

Sometimes I forget this is a simulation, then I see something like 'investors in Truth Social include a Brady Bunch reference and Bob McNutt (Texas fruitcake mogul)' and I remember

Wait can Elon see our old tweets about him even if we've deleted them

Asking for a friend

Not even a friend actually, just a guy

Barely know him

Just asking for him because I feel SORRY for him

Such a loser

What should I tell him though