[trying to sound like i’m not a glassy-eyed bloodthirsty maniac] i am feeling tremendous excitement for the occasion of your upcoming Human Lifecycle moment

entering a new chapter in my life. my Bird Era.

I just discovered that baby owls sleep on their stomachs cause their heads are too heavy and I can’t stop laughing

bog butter and meat honey as crafting ingredients

(I think meat honey was an internet hoax thing, but in my heart it's real)

a friend is trying to convince me that radiohead is 'more than one guy' but I don't buy it. if it was more than one guy, they would have called it radioheads.

Lena I've heard ADHD vision is based on movement, and as long as you remain perfectly still someone with ADHD can't find you?

[after reading hundreds of tweet replies with very simple and straight forward messages about why something sucks] buh??? 🫨

Difficult to explain to anyone under 30 that there was a time when you could go for days, even months, without hearing a thing about Batman's arch-nemesis The Joker.

many people are talking about: wrens

saw a seagull eating barf off the sidewalk during totality, not sure if that's a science thing or not

personally i love when people experience communal awe and delight of natural phenomena

anyone else getting some weird pictures through the eclipse filter?

growing up

Not true. I don't know why people suddenly need to depict every political stance as a matter of 'privilege' but in general the people willing to risk the most are often those with a lot of investment in outcomes

Just my opinion but I don't think this man should be allowed to build a brand off of his regret for his role in cultivating a little psychopathic monster.