Here collecting Scheffler hot takes

I’ll have a bag of pepperoni pizza Combos on my death bed

NEW: Florida officials have told a private Muslim school in Miami to turn over a roster of all its employees or risk losing its taxpayer-funded vouchers after an imam at the mosque where the school is located made inflammatory comments about Jewish people. miamiherald.com/news/local/edu…

In this hotel bar in Dallas ahead of the NRA convention, Mitt Romney seems to be a beloved figure for this

I’m not kidding. The NRA crowd digs Mitt again
nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna1…

Best tweet I’ve ever seen

also, this dweeb doesn't live in Jax but weirdly filed a piece with a dateline in Jax; entire journalism scandals have stemmed from people filing datelines in places where they weren't present, not that I'd expect this weird site to know that

Guys, state Legislatures are so important

NEW: ‘Elites of FIFA’ shouldn’t be subsidized by Miami-Dade, incoming FL House speaker Daniel Perez says

miamiherald.com/news/politics-…

Flight from Tallahassee to Dallas that just landed was a lot of fun

Thankfully I’m a big fan of the seatbelt sign

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Maryland Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate Governor Larry Hogan so far had largely sidestepped questions about abortion.

Today he told Luke Broadwater☀️ that he supports codifying Roe -- his clearest statement yet on abortion.

Read more:

thebaltimorebanner.com/politics-power…

Trump says he has 'no problem' welcoming RFK Jr. to debates if he qualifies

w/ Katherine Koretski

nbcnews.com/politics/2024-…

But there's got to be a better way
A better way, better way, yeah

They don’t teach you this on the West Wing

Ann attorney for Christian Ziegler 🇺🇸 just said in court it took five days to downloan content of his phone, the largest download ever conducted by the Sarasota Police Department. Yet this resulted in no charges.
He said evidence was ultimately exculpatory.

Ziegler records trial starts at 8:45 this morning. Anyone can watch via this link. jud12.flcourts.org/Zoom-Broadcast

even by the standards of this goofy website this story is beyond pathetic

Richard Morgan, husband of late Pulitzer Prize-winning Lucy Morgan, dies in Tallahassee
(Republishing a tribute to him last year from Florence Snyder)
tallahassee.com/story/news/loc…
via Tallahassee Democrat (with permission of City & State Florida)