Every ad on my feed (aside from ai scams and Cheech and Chong gummies) is right wing propaganda.

Truly how I feel anytime I ask anyone to hang out.

I just realized you can tweet in bold. God, this site sucks now.

Broke up with my therapist and all I could think was - you know who would be *so* proud of me for taking that big step?

Broke up with my therapist and all I could think was - you know who would be *so* proud of me for taking that big step?

Every theme park ride is like “Ah look who it is… the new hotshot recruit who is a group 46 indifferent strangers.“

the Mom I Threw Up cinematic universe

9 MONTHS LEFT EVERYBODY!

For the night crowd — we’re making a short film and we need your support! Please share with your friends to support this female led short film! indiegogo.com/projects/laven…

You know it’s a good story when someone drops a “mind you.”

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

You don't need to ban TikTok just hand it over to the people who ran Vine.

All day my brain has been saying 'put John Cena in Love Actually' so I did and now I can relax.

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