“i was born in the wrong generation!” not me, if i couldn’t google a restaurant menu days in advance then i would die

Taylor Swift backlash beginning once again when the next TV re-record is Reputation? Chess, not checkers.

Yesterday Israel was arguing at the UN that Iran broke int’l law.

Today Israel launched auto-gun quadcopters at Gaza emitting sounds of a crying baby to lure residents out & shoot them.

AI assistants will change the world once they can do things that computers can't currently do, like 'count'

(i bothered to correct it because i wanted to see what it would say. and what it said was cap)

anyone who drinks enough orange juice to dedicate this much counter space to a single use orange juicer is drinking waaaaay too much juice

-Oct. 2022: Xabi Alonso takes over relegation-fighting Bayer Leverkusen
-May 2023: Leverkusen finish 6th and qualify for the Europa League
-April 2024: Leverkusen become Bundesliga champions for the first time ever

UNBELIEVABLE 👏

To all my LFC fan boys listen up youtu.be/LnPQdrPnCpE?si…

apologies for my hesitation to get my political opinions from a dude who gets kicked in the head for a living

lots of shit can be rejuvenating when you have money

At no point in this video from the Jimmy Buffett tribute at the Hollywood Bowl can you possibly predict who they will show next

There is simply no need to generate images with AI when nature is an infinite source of beauty like this.

I really hope someone's keeping a good easily-consulted record of 'progressives' who went full genocide apologist at first - and then either pivoted or went quiet once respectable opinion caught up with the actual left

i wonder what happened in march 2020 that made gas so cheap

Looks like we’ve arrived at the stage where the tide has sufficiently turned for politicians who spent 6 months supporting and abetting the slaughter of 40,000 people and the displacement of millions to start pretending they were opposed to it

Everyone returning home today after a magical weekend in Cleveland!

The eclipse made me think of this tweet, which made me feel a little sad because Vincent D'Onofrio died a few years ago. Then I saw he posted 14 hours ago and learned that Vincent D'Onofrio is, it turns out, very alive!

Went outside to look and all of history collapsed into a moment. We are on a spinning rock suspended between balls of fire. This is the same Sun that grew my ancestors’ food…..

that was so fucking unbelievable cool i’m crying ?????

Okay if the world ends in the next hour boy is my face is going to be red