I'm sorry...did Donald Trump just pretty much say Mother Teresa slept with Stormy Daniels and paid her off?

Boy, I tell you, those Catholics...

#DonaldTrump #Trump #MAGA #GOP #Merchan #Trump ForLifeInPrison #Trump Humor #MAGA s #MagaTrailorTrashCultMorons #StormyDaniels #HushMoney

DONALD TRUMP FOUND GUILTY!

Huh...oh...um...wait...what...whoa...

I think I was sleep-tweeting.

#DonaldTrump #Trump IsATraitor #MAGA #GOP #Trump CrimeSyndicate #MichaelCohen #AlvinBragg #StormyDaniels #HushMoney #Trump sHatToken #trumpwif #GOP AreHypocritesTraitorsAndLiars #Trump

I've given it extensive thought & consideration. I've carefully considered the consequences. And I can now declare...

I'd rather listen to the 1-877-Kars4Kids jingle on endless loop than Robert F Kennedy Jr's voice for 2 minutes.

#rfkjr2024 #RFK #Kennedy2024 #MAGA #GOP #Trump

My BFF Judge Jeanine Pirro Jeanine Pirro owns enough make-up 2 supply Dollywood 4 years, but doesn't own a mirror.

Please forgive her lumps–she's smuggling Mike Johnson into a biker bar & fears 4 his safety.

#SpeakerJohnson #MAGA #GOP #DonaldTrump #TrumpCrimeSyndicate #FoxNews

The saddest thing about my darling Donaleh's crowd (25,000 my tuchus) at his Bronx Donald Trump Rally is that 2/3 of them thought they were at the lottery for MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG tickets.

Merrily We Roll Along on Broadway #DonaldTrump #Trump #MAGA #GOP #Trump Rally #Bronx #Broadway #Trump IsUnfit

I'm not saying my darling Donaleh's (Donald Trump) supporters are a mix of inbred, monosyllabic, irredeemable, pathetic morons and shameless, selfish, greedy, delusional sycophants...

Oh, wait...yes I am.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #MAGA #GOP #Republicans #Trump BorderCrisis #Shabbat

You know how when a cat is born, it's naturally drawn 2 the litter box?

Are white male Republicans the same way with vaginas? Is that why they're always sticking their noses in them?

#MAGA #GOP #DonaldTrump #Trump #Abortion #Women #Abortion IsHealthCare

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Honestly. Judge Aileen Cannon.

It's like saying 'Selfless Martin Shkrelli' or 'Pacifist Kyle Rittenhouse' or 'Smart Donald Trump Supporter.'

#DonaldTrump #Trump #GOP #MAGA #JudgeCannon #Trump Media #Trump DidThis #AileenCannon #GOP TraitorsToDemocracy

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My date at Donaleh's trial today was Joe Piscopo. Talk about a disappointment.

He was dead last on my request list, behind Scott Baio, Roseanne, Kid Rock, & Kirstie Alley's urn.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #JudgeMerchan #MAGA #GOP #MichaelCohen #RobertCostello #Trump Media #Trump Cult

There's a big orange mass on tv who keeps saying he's cold & 'witch-hunt' & 'nobody's ever seen anything like this before' & 'I'm not going 2 say it' but then says it & keeps saying it.

CNN CNN, please make it stop.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #MichaelCohen #MAGA #GOP #Trump IsATraitor

Very sad 2 hear of Alice Stewart's passing. I may have disagreed with her politics, but she was so smart, rational, & accepting. She made her points without insulting anyone else's. And she was clearly loved & admired by her CNN peers.

RIP, Ms. Stewart.

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Mazel Tov for Mamaleh!

I finally figured out who Marjorie Taylor Greene Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 reminds me of.

She's a blonde, modern-day Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy!

Minus a couple of essential chromosomes.

#MAGA #MarjorieTaylorGreene #GOP #Greene #DonaldTrump #Trump #Georgia #Trump IsOnDrugs

Shabby Shiksa Marjorie Taylor Greene dissing Jasmine Crockett's (or anyone's!) looks is–akin 2 what–Jeanine Pirro Jeanine Pirro calling someone a dipsomaniac or Jim Jordan Rep. Jim Jordan labeling someone unproductive?

#MarjorieTaylorGreene #JasmineCrockett #MAGA #GOP #Trump #Greene

House Oversight Committee fell into chaos last night after Marjorie Taylor Greene insulted Jasmine Crockett.

“I think your fake eyelashes are messing up what you’re reading,” Greene said.

Meanwhile, back in Russia...

#MAGA #MarjorieTaylorGreene #GOP #Trump #Putin #DonaldTrump

Wow.

Well we finally know the answer to Did Diddy do it or did Diddy didn't do it?

Diddy's damn done.

#SeanCombs #Diddy #PDiddy #CassieVentura #MeToo #DomesticAbuse #Abuse #SeanDiddyCombs #Combs #PuffDaddy #DomesticViolence

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No graduation party 4 #Barron Trump. (Donaleh, he's the orange-y one.)

Apparently, Melania is headed straight from graduation to the set of the remake of THE AFRICAN QUEEN.

#Barron Trump #DonaldTrump #Melania Trump #Trump #Melania #Graduation #Trump IsABigOrangeChicken #MAGA #GOP

Twitter: 'Welcome to x.com.'

Mamaleh: 'Der zindiker Elon, er muz esn un trinken, kakn un shtinken.'

VERY roughly translated...Sinful Elon, he must eat and drink, poop and stink…

#Twitter #X #Tweet #Elon Musk #Elon #twitterstorm #DonaldTrump #Trump #MAGA #GOP

The rule of law, my lily-white tuchus.

Americans had better wake up and get themselves to the polls in droves in November. 'Cause if we allow this #MAGA #GOP #Racist BS to continue, then the blame is on us.

#GregAbbott #Texas #GOP PardonCrew #Trump #BLM

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Oy vey, just when you thought were you free from daily inane thoughts from Alina Habba Dabba Ding Dong, she offers up another Habba Dabba Don't.

#AlinaHabba #Habba #DonaldTrump #Trump #MAGA #GOP #Trump LIEDPeopleDIED #Trump ClownShow #Trump IsALiar #Trump Trials #MichaelCohen #Cohen

This pretty much sums up parenthood all the way down the Trump Family Tree.

#DonaldTrump #Trump #MAGA #GOP #Trump Trial #Trump LIEDPeopleDIED #Trump ClownShow #GOP LieAboutEverything #MichaelCohen #Merchan #Trump CrimeFamily #StormyDaniels #Melania #VoteBlue #Trump IsALiar #Trump BLOAT