This is 12 years old. I have no young boyfriend, currently. Which is great because my back was killing me.

The funny newsboy is my kids’ real dad and they don’t know. SHHHHHH.

My nana was a babe though. Anyway, see y’all at boob-con 2024 in San Diego. Sofia Vergara, @PamelaAnderson, and I are doing a panel on killing men for sport.

Sean Connery gets to be sexy till the day he dies, but as soon as I turned 30 they handed me a moo moo and told me to turn in my vagina.

Sam was a beloved colleague & fellow unionist. I loved making him laugh & shocking him just slightly on KTLA & Hollywood Uncensored.

I honestly don’t know how a red carpet will feel without Sam. Hollywood lost a giant today.

Sam…I will miss you.
@samontv

Come see old Tabouli Teeth down at the stress factory this Thurs - Sat.

Life’s Work ABC 1996.
The Charades Scene. One of the best scenes in one of the best shows of the late 90s.
Don’t take my word for it - that’s what the ratings said.
Also - Larry Miller, ladies & gents & others.

Regis Halloween - I don’t think anyone was looking at the “home renovations” in that photo.

Can 'Abbott Elementary's' unsung hero Lisa Ann Walter finally break through at 2024 Emmys? goldderby.com/article/2024/2… via @goldderby

Come see me Jersey -
No purple shoes, but still cute as hell.

Any of you who ever doubted that I was a bit of a Strega - Exhibit A.
I foretold this mess two decades ago. Come out and see me - Maybe I’ll do some more fortunetelling.

Don’t miss all the fun – come, pregame it with us!

Ticket Link in Bio!

Hey LA - May 5 - 7pm me and some Abbott Friends making the funny at Kookaburra Lounge raising $$$ for ERA Coalition

#NetflixIsAJoke

This is Cricket, the 14 month old puppy that was shot and killed by Kristi Noem, Governor of South Dakota. Kristi thought she was a worthless hunting dog so she murdered her. 😡 #KristiNoemIsAMonster

Hey LA - May 5 - 7pm me and some Abbott Friends making the funny at Kookaburra Lounge raising $$$ for ERA Coalition

#NetflixIsAJoke

My ass actually got me out of, and into, a lot of trouble in the early 00’s.

When I find good lighting - the cameras will ROLL.
Come see me be funny - but I’m warning you, I won’t look this good.

#standupcomedy

Nothing really has changed for women since the 90s, except now you gotta be bisexual and crocheting is back.

BTW, this closing bit was what cemented the POV of my act which landed me offers to create and Star in TV shows

#90scomedy

Janine (quinta brunson) and Melissa (@LisaAnnWalter) at the Abbott Elementary PTA After Party

Might have to cut Russell Crowe after Les Miserables…