This week’s main story is about libraries, why so many books are being challenged, and how you really spell “Berenstain.” Trust us, it’s not how you think.

We’re back at 11pm! And it’s been a long two weeks since our last episode! Hopefully not too long, though! Haha, seriously, did that feel too long to you? It did to us, and we're not afraid to say it, you can’t have an abandonment complex if you’re a TV show.

There’s no new episode this week! But we still have current events. From 10 years ago. This Sunday we’ll be dropping all of season 1 for free on YouTube! Seasons 2-8 to come, whenever we don’t have a new episode. Trust us, some of this is still completely relevant. Some.

Here’s Sunday night’s story on UFOs, what we know, what we don’t know and where pelicans fall on the fuck/marry/kill spectrum. youtu.be/zRdhoYqCAQg

This week’s main story is about UFOs. Not to be confused with aliens. We are mostly not talking about aliens, except, of course, for our one confirmed extraterrestrial: Hugh Jackman. C’mon, you know it’s true.

We’ve got a new episode tonight at 11pm! And it’ll be just like Conan’s new Max show. Except for the travel, the friendship, and the general sense of adventure. We’re more of a one-guy-sits-down-and-talks operation. Anyway, welcome to the network, Conan!

Here’s Sunday night’s story on why millions of people have been kicked off of Medicaid, what you can do to stay informed, and, of course, some stuff Jim Cramer was wrong about. youtu.be/bVIsnOfNfCo

This week’s main story is about Medicaid, why so many people are losing access to it, how you can stay informed, and how to prove you were born. Y’know, if living and breathing doesn’t do the trick.

We’re back tonight at 11pm! Ya, on time, two weeks in a row. We’re trying to break out of the “late” show genre. Doing a little rebrand as a “punctual,” “reliable” show that will “always be there for you.” Probably going to take the world by storm with dependability, etc.

Here’s Sunday night’s story on the company we believe supplied the U.S. with drugs for lethal injections, why the sale of those drugs may have run afoul of drug laws, and why some dogs go to doggy hell. They do. Sorry. They just do. youtu.be/SOn3wba8c-Y

This week’s main story is an update on lethal injections, who is supplying the government with the newest drugs used to carry out executions, why those drugs sales may violate drug laws, and what we think The Property Brothers do behind closed doors.

We’ve got a new episode tonight at 11pm! And we know you’re used to us being anywhere from one to twenty minutes late, showing up looking incredibly cool and unflustered etc. But if you can’t handle us at our punctually uncool, you don’t deserve us at our fashionably late.

Here’s Sunday night’s story on food delivery apps, the labor issues they pose, and, of course, what John has in common with Miss Piggy: youtu.be/aFsfJYWpqII

This week’s main story is about food delivery apps. How they function, why they’re not as profitable as you may think, and one thing about them that could definitely keep you from getting into heaven.

Here’s Sunday night’s story about student loans, why they’re so hard to pay off, and a last-minute appeal to the Supreme Court, AKA the Gavel Gang. youtu.be/zN2_0WC7UfU

This week’s main story is about student loan debt. Why it’s gone up, why it’s so hard to pay off, and what it all has to do with frog dick. Ya, you heard us. Frog dick.

We’re back tonight at 11:20pm! Then we’re off next week! Because we really need some time to rest, relax, and figure out *how* to be on time for once in our lives. Dear god. Twenty minutes late *again*.

Here’s Sunday night’s story about state medical boards, how they often fail to protect patients from bad doctors, and, of course, what happens when you get stuck in your at-home cryotherapy chamber. youtu.be/jVIYbgVks7E