oh chris, thank you for being an amazing person, inside and out!!
you will be missed by many and forever loved and cherished deeply!

you saying your grandson smells like a ravioli?

My parents puppy broke into my fridge and stole my dogs dinner for tonight…. Guess Charlie isn’t eating tonight lol

Got pulled over doing 25 miles over this morning for the first time in 2 1/2 years living in Alabama. The cop Barely got to my window before laughing and then telling me to slow it down but have a good day😂 then just simply turned around and walked back to his car😂😂

Fucking up my own shit is getting so old🙄

I hate cigarettes but I love weed

Guys, I’ve smoke like 5 cigarettes in the past 9 months. That’s like 1/4 of what I used to smoke in a day. I’m so proud of myself!

smoking 2x my weed at 8:40pm because i missed both 4:20s today

Fun fact: As of February 23, 2022 you can officially change your Snapchat username. You can only do it once a year though so pick wisely and say goodbye to your lame ass old username you wanted to change a decade ago. Congrats.

Sad part is I think my future wife already thinks I’m a pos… how do I change that from either perspective…?

It took nearly 26 years guys but it finally happened. I am now a proud uncle! I cannot wait to teach this kid all the important swearwords he’ll need in life

so tired, don’t wanna work man

Last Monday my 4 month old puppy was killed by a hawk. Last night my 2 year old dog was attacked by a pittbull not even 2 minutes into a walk down my road. 7 stitches to the head and may need surgery and more stitches to reattach the bottom of his left ear to his head. WTF

My sleeping schedule is 100% fucked…

Why does this describe me so well?!

Damn it’s sad to think I’m 4 hours away from the Okanagan and I still can’t go home.

They should make a live action Ice Age movie. I would watch the fuck outta that.

Man, 2020 can take a long hard suck on my nuts.