😭

I need to stop buying stupid things when I get paid

Also me when I get paid:

THEY CALL ME GEORGE THE WAY I GOT A W BUSH

When I tried scoring with X in FIFA

in my most personal and sensitive essay yet, i wrote about my complicated relationship with my favorite person — my grandmother — for A Long House.
Read it here!! ❤️

alonghouse.com/notes-on-the-w…

She speed in the wraith with her hand on my Doochie 🗣️💯

If I pay 38M for a house, I need to sunbathe my balls without worrying about the neighbours

Monday again

She should’ve said “boo if you’re a billionaire.” It would’ve got real quiet

Is met gala done so that we can focus on my birthday now?😚🤭

Born to do this, forced to act like idc

stop looking at me like that

“Polyamorous bi” , no you are a greedy thief

😭😭😭😭😭

Ata Mariah Carey hapendi rnb hivi 😂😂😂

Ingia mat hapo embassava,waambie wakueke fedha stage mpya uende kwako

my honorary fashion diploma from Dykaan College is about to come through tonight

me in high school instead of reading a physics textbook:

you should be able to google whether a couple is still together