I don't remember anyone's usernames and @ lmaoooo I'm so stupid

Anyway beers are drank, fires almost out, time to sleep

My house is haunted and I don't wander the forest at night because it is also haunted

Twitter is like my diary I've not been inside in 6 hours now I'm too fat to move

Idk about u but I'd survive the apocolypse 💅

I want this tattooed on my shoulder

Drinking buddy

Doing sweet fuckall this weekend and I'm gonna enjoy it

Everyday at work but then sometimes my boss will tell me how well I'm doing on a Friday then follow up with 'anyway there's some work tomorrow for the weekend??'

Why the fuck do you look like that?

I'm literally a mercenary i just be rocking up to jobs doing whatever the fuck for a few months as long as it pays well then having a lil holiday

I have so many plans when my jobs over, I feel like I'm falling apart but hopefully the projects done in a month or two

Atoms 😊

please do not hold me responsible for anything i tweet while ovulating

I would kill to have balls like yours bro

That ain't livin' barry