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Kelly Goetsch

@KellyGoetsch

CSO @commercetools

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calendar_today09-07-2010 19:09:10

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I spend all day with him when I'm home. He's my buddy. When I travel, he often sits here waiting for me to come home. We had to move the lamp because he sits there too much. I miss that boy as much as he misses me

I spend all day with him when I'm home. He's my buddy. When I travel, he often sits here waiting for me to come home. We had to move the lamp because he sits there too much. I miss that boy as much as he misses me
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The host of this *perfectly* captures the Wisconsin accent that I'm trying desperately to avoid. Please tell me if I ever start to sound like him: youtube.com/watch?v=WTHHW9…

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You know these text messages we're all getting? I thought the scammers themselves were sending them. Turns out - the scammers kidnap and then brutally force their captives to send them. 500,000 people involved world wide. I had no idea. Fascinating (and sad) podcast episode that…

You know these text messages we're all getting? I thought the scammers themselves were sending them. Turns out - the scammers kidnap and then brutally force their captives to send them. 500,000 people involved world wide. I had no idea. Fascinating (and sad) podcast episode that…
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It's kind of cool that programming languages just don't matter that much anymore. It's not even in my top 10 considerations when evaluating a product / company redmonk.com/sogrady/2024/0…

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Me, the moment I realized that my daughter got me.

The Apple Vision Pro's profile feature allows you to scan your face (headset off) and then it turns your face into a 3D avatar. When you put the headset on and then FaceTime someone, it puts the avatar it scanned over the top…

Me, the moment I realized that my daughter got me. The Apple Vision Pro's profile feature allows you to scan your face (headset off) and then it turns your face into a 3D avatar. When you put the headset on and then FaceTime someone, it puts the avatar it scanned over the top…
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Help me settle a debate my wife and I were having this weekend. We often split entrees at restaurants. We regularly get weird looks from servers. We always tip as if we had each ordered separate entrees. Do restaurant staff think we're:

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Years ago an airline CEO said 'Our customers have a deep desire to feel better than someone else' and it really explains a lot of airport/airplane culture

Years ago an airline CEO said 'Our customers have a deep desire to feel better than someone else' and it really explains a lot of airport/airplane culture
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Flying to Europe and I still have “what if there’s another pandemic and I get stuck on a different continent for a year” thoughts

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Years ago there was a bug in my AirPods / iPhone pair that resulted in my iPhone blaring whatever I was listening to when I removed my AirPods. I *still* wince when I remove my AirPods in public. Crazy how those things stick with you over the years

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