The money i would have payed for BeReal to go off when the Lizzie kicking the bucket notif came out x

She’s a 10 but licks her fingers every time she crumbles a stock cube

Having the pharmacy be the same place you get happy pills and hair dye from is a marketing attack on the LGBTQ community. My hair will be looking fresh tho 💆🏻‍♀️

At this point I just wanna be rich enough to afford all the fancy homeware I got my eye on 👀

Nah I’m sorry but if you have the exact same amount of followers and following I have no trust in u 👀

Who has two thumbs and will never use them to type an essay for university again? It’s me, I’ve finished my degree!

Me pestering the DJ on June 21st

Had a dream my high school had an American style reunion and now I’m so invested in the idea of knowing what every single person be up to at this point in time ffs. Like you studied this, you’re with them, you work here- not even in a judgemental way I’m 👏🏼just 👏🏼NOSEY! 👏🏼

There’s no mandate for the Labour leadership to move further to Blairism & the right.

It’s not what party members voted for & it has no answers to the crises we face.

We need an inspiring, principled vision to transform society for the 99%, not bashing trade unions & the left.

Nothing in the Queen's Speech about workers' rights. No promise to ban fire and rehire. But pledges to 'reform' planning and the NHS.

This Tory government works for greedy bosses, property developers and private healthcare corporations – not for workers, renters, or the 99%.

This lockdown and exam season really got me forgetting I live in London now. Last exam on the 20th and you BET Ima be back to the tourist in my own city shenanigans 😚✌🏼

29 days till I’m done with uni forever!! ‘Excited’ doesn’t even begin to describe how ready I am to be finished!!

Not me getting all emotional at my last student finance text 🥲

If you’re assed about a politician claiming £240 of taxpayer money for AirPods (as you should be), you’re gonna be fucking livid when you find out about the £240,000,000 of taxpayer money Hancock gave to his mates

Hate hate hate that 90% of London properties are open plan. I’d rather not have my sofa in the kitchen thank you. Imagine just wanting to watch tv and someone is blasting the blender. Hard pass

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reminiscing about my summer job has caused the big sads ahhhh LET ME OUT 🥴✌🏼