πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›(@KLobstar) 's Twitter Profileg
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@KLobstar

leading social media food scientist | 3d printer guy | stuff I make https://t.co/6wFoCu7oTV | contact: [email protected]

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πš”πšŽπš—πšπš›πš’πšŒπš” πš•πš˜πš‹πšœπšπšŠπš›(@KLobstar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if you're one of the people with a late shipping notice from Etsy please let me know ASAP and I'll adjust your order,

no one at Etsy can explain to me why a different store got my orders instead for (2) whole days

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my wife: did you order a $2500 in screen printing setup from Amazon

Me, waiting for the AI to produce β€œBarney and Fred from the Flintstones swagged out playing dice with Stewie Griffin who’s got Brian on a chain because he’s a pit bull”: …nope must have been the kids

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I would love to do a little dunking post on Shaun King for continuing to be a terrible grifter but he blocked me because I DM’d him that picture of Jar Jar Binks holding his ass open and looking backwards

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I invested too heavily on my online persona and now every time I have to introduce my real self to one of you fuckin demons I have to say β€œI’m Kendrick lobstar” out loud like an idiot

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look at this beautiful 7 bedroom, 11 bathroom home with beautiful kitchens, living spaces, and

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look at this beautiful 7 bedroom, 11 bathroom home with beautiful kitchens, living spaces, and TΜ΄ΜΉΜƒΜΜ„ΜŠΝ HΜ΅Μ³ΝΜΊΜ“ΜƒΝ›Μ‡ΜˆΜΜŠΜΝ E̷̳͝ ΜΆΝ“ΜΉΜ±Μ₯Ν”Μ»Ν“ΜΜŠΜŒΝ˜ RΜΆΜ‘Μ‘Μ‘Ν™ΜΊΜ™Μ°Μ©Μ±ΜŽΜΜ…ΜΝ‘ΜƒΜ‡Μ„Ν  Ζ Μ΅Μ—Μ¦Μ­ΜΉΝŽΜ‡Μ‰Μ‡ΝŠΜΏΝ˜ Ζ ΜΆΝ–Ν”Μ¬ΜΝˆΜ—Μ™ΜœΜ—Μ’Μ†Ν—ΜŽΝ˜ MΜ΅ΜΊΝ“Μ–Μ«Μ―Μ­Ν‡ΜœΝˆΜ‹Ν‚ΝŠ
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