Feel good hit of the summer...

RISHI SUNAK HAS CALLED A GENERAL ELECTION FOR 4 JULY.

It's the end of the Tories (and I feel fine).

I might join the Labour Party just so I can quit in disgust.

If you missed this the first time round. If you didn’t, it’s still very satisfying.

The Tories are getting BATTERED in the local elections.

It’s the end of the road.

Donald Trump seeks advice from an old friend as the Stormy Daniels hush money trial gets underway.

I’m struggling for words, so I’m just going to go with ‘Bellend!’ Rishi Sunak

Good to see that all the people who’ve ever described all Tories as scum have now been vindicated.

Tell you what’s more distracting than mobile phones in the classroom - hunger

It’ll be fine, God saves him.

Cheers for the heads up, Sherlock

The Man Utd supporters at work who have no connection with the city, an actor from Coronation Street, that guy from Simply Red, the maths one from Countdown, some Americans, Eamonn Holmes OBE can you hear me? Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!