It’s Monday: Quickly get caught up on the news this morning with Tess Homan and Jamie Ross

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. Jamie Ross to join The Washington Post as a writer for “The 7”
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The temerity of him to say this just after I’ve lived through days and days of news coverage about the cricket world cup.

I wonder if a man has ever got so drunk, so quickly, on such a small amount of power.

Here’s Boris Johnson screaming like a volatile child king ordering a courtier’s execution.

When will these boys catch a break?

On the day the sun finally explodes a weather presenter will chirpily tweet “Enjoy the sunshine!” moments before the Earth is vaporised.

To be fair to Boris Johnson, who among us wouldn't spend their first day as prime minister delivering brutal and immediate vengeance to everyone who has even slightly wronged us in the past.

One of the worst things about Boris Johnson calling the United Kingdom the “awesome foursome” is that it doesn't work in any British accent except Etonian.

A reminder of one the greatest chain of events ever to have taken place in Glasgow.

I feel like Britain is about to learn why Willy Wonka didn't select Augustus Gloop to run the chocolate factory.

When your boyfriend tweets. twitter.com/markets/status…

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Nigel Farage is dressed like a Jacobean apothecary twitter.com/nigel_farage/s…

Steve Bannon is moving to Europe to set up The Movement, a populist foundation to rival George Soros and spark a right-wing revolt across the continent thebea.st/2LcHXa9

EXCLUSIVE: Benedict Cumberbatch’s Brexit movie is 'fantasy' 'bullshit,' say campaign insiders. From Nico Hines: thebea.st/2Nv0rzJ

Slow Lloris.

Absolute embarrassment.

Trump's ancestral Scottish homeland, the Isle of Lewis, is now a happy new home for 28 Syrian refugees. Locals even helped crowdfund to build them a mosque. thedailybeast.com/how-the-scotti…