Went to Spain last week, Alicante to be exact. Is every beach the same in Spain? Full of sellers? Constantly asked to buy beach towels, cocktails, fake shirts, women's clothes, jewellery, sunglasses, hats and massages.
Every 2 minutes someone comes over asking, couldn't relax.

If you don't think DCL is good enough then that's fair enough, but it doesn't mean my opinion is wrong if I fell he's more than good enough and one of our best players.

Massive Mark Wootton Nativity vibes from this teacher on BGT. #BGT

Everton Nova Scotia First. We are not even insolvent, so how is a 'slim chance of administration' a possibility? Which creditor is threatening to bring us down, to make this a 'slim possibility'?

Second. Here are facts I will table in support of my assertions. If I am wrong, I am very happy to be

Onana will thrive in a team with better players and a less defensive system. He's not the right fit for Everton but a good investment nonetheless as we can then a quick profit on a player that won't impact the team too much with his departure.

A better right foot than McNeil

Is there anything to be read into Everton deciding to release that interview by DCL?

This is beautiful stuff.

I know it’s a well worn cliche but football is so much more than a game. Give this a couple of minutes if you want to feel uplifted. ❤️

Selling DCL will be like when some fans said Lukaku wasn't good enough, you'll only realise what we've lost once he's gone. You can see what we lose from DCL not playing when Beto plays. Everton have to do everything they can to tie DCL down to a new deal.

If there was ever an appointment that's mainly based off his name as a footballer then this is it.

Alicante

Off to Alicante today for a few days in the sun with my wife, and NO kids! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

🚨 EXCL: Tony Hibbert has NOT been included in the provisional England #Euro2024 squad that is due to be announced later today #EFC

Someone new to dislike

Everton in the 2023/24 Premier League and comparison to 2022/23:

Wins - 13 (+5)
Draws - 9 (-3)
Losses - 16 (-2)
Points incl. deduction - 40 (+4)
Points excl. deduction - 48 (+12)
Goals scored - 40 (+6)
Goals conceded - 51 (-6)
Clean sheets - 13 (+4)

#EFC

Everton were safe by Christmas, we just didn't know it.

The bottom 3 combined only won one more game than Everton this season. Shite

'It was a right and proper performance for what we wanted to do for ourselves and our fans. Unfortunately, we don't end the season six unbeaten, but there were a lot of positives to come out of another performance away from home and at a tough place.'

Sean Dyche's #ARSEVE

Finished 22 points above the relegation zone.
Miracle worker, the Messiah.
Basically no budget, squad lacking pace and attacking options.
A squad built on grit, defensive resilience and hard work.
Sean Dyche ladies and gentlemen 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻

U T F T

Cheerio Luton 👋🏻 thanks for making up the numbers.