I no longer trust anyone with a giant beard longer than 2 inches. They could be smuggling razor blades and narcotics in there. There are too many bad beard boy incidents... waaaaay too many.🐈

Okay, I was VERY curious, and I found out that, although there are rare sightings of monarch butterflies in the southwest of the UK, they are rare and Whales is Northwest, so... I'm not so sure all of this... bodes... well.🙏😔🐈

STOP BEING SHITTY!!!!😾

Happy mother's day y'all!😹

And I will represent them in any court. Do keep in mind that I am impartial as a judge.

We are ARRESTING The Church of the Benevolent Waffle members FIRST!!!

HOLY!!!! And I don't say this lightly..mutha fockin shite amigas!!! Can you believe this??? I actually don't believe this, I think I'm dreaming again. But still!!! WOW!!!!

Also, since all girls with mommy issues are apparently attracted to me in a weird lesbian way (It's okay baby, I'm here for you) I am also available to adopt princesses since I am in desperate fucking need of a daughter. Men and they people with mommy issues are also welcome.🐈

This fucking asshole.😾

One time (when I was 16), my brother found my journal, opened it, and found one large sentence written on the page: 'How can I be strong without being destructive?' He set it down and said, 'That's actually a constructive thought, good job!' I never thought he would see me.🙏🐈

Kitty and the little teddy 🧸

Guys, I want this on my gravestone.🙏🐈❤️

Have a wonderful weekend everyone 🐈‍⬛✨✨✨

Stop Raping People... a fucked up memoir.🙏😔🐈

My next book will be titled: An Idiot's Guide to Not Being Shitty. I will need some help with this.😹

'Stop Being Shitty... a fucked up memoir.' 🙏😔🐈