My little sister got this surgery and after we were discharged and went home there was a tornado warning but she couldn’t really move or bend so we laid her on an ironing board and put her in the closet

Does It Offend You, Yeah? Absolute private school patter. Worse still that it's an Office quote.

All the the things I loved about Luz amplified with a nice bitta Dan Stevens to sweeten the deal.

Trade's Hall, today!

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This event is run by lovely folk. It's 2024 and that dead cow Mary Whitehouse still haunts us.

The NIN GQ shoot is so fuckin heartwarming, man. Trenty Boy on the other side of some serious bad brain just doing what makes him happy and Atticus, a lovely big dork, looking absolutely minted.

Let's get highhhhhhhh

The CLUELESS shorts that aired on MTV in 95 were a whole different level of movie marketing. Worked as well as the best movie trailers & didn’t use a frame of the movie. Classic stuff.

Being white should be a crime.

Boomers:

❌️ open a pdf
❌️ push a flashing, beeping button in order to open a train door
❌️ respond rationally to change
❌️ order a Chinese without being racist
✅️ Live through the planet's most prosperous era

I will NOT respect my elders 😤

Come along, have a wee laugh, wear your finest crushed velvet.

Haven't eaten meat in almost 7 years but the world is such a fucking vampire that I made a return to the dark side over the symbolic break. Almost shot my beans over the unmistakable smack of flame grilled chicken.

Richard Dawkins using atheism to justify his own Islamophobia is amazin. You could excuse it as his privileging of atheism but I honestly don't think he has the self-awareness. He should consider himself culturally Roy Chubby Brown.

I was asked by a friend to share my most offensive action figure with him and I picked out a very unique X-men figure that has…a unique feature that I don’t know what they were thinking when they included it it arguably makes it the most accurate version of the character

Always forget wee Ronnie Corbit pops up in The Pash.

I think of this every day

Clair's been watching s2 Supernatural and there was something oddly homely about this show I've never watched. Came to Livingston today and noticed everyone here never dropped that elan.