Anyone notice how a bottle of Clase Azul looks like a really fancy butt plug?

I can no longer contain my thoughts on the A's temporary move to Sacramento, and want to get a couple of things out there. So with my apologies, a thread... 1/

My childhood baseball team, my favorite sports team, is likely moving to my hometown.

And I am not fucking happy about it. Fuck #JohnFisher and fuck Dave Kaval

Here is 'Big Beefy Baseball Boys,' to the tune of 'We Didn't Start the Fire,' and reader, when I tell you i cried laughing so hard at this, it is not an exaggeration.

#JohnFisher and Dave Kaval actually believe this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just putting this out there re: architectural firm the A’s hired.

Six minutes after sending out this press release, the group sends a follow-up email - 'oh by the way this is embargoed until tomorrow.'
You honestly can't make this stuff up.

Vegas A’s fans can’t even express their enthusiasm. Bravo #JohnFisher and Dave Kaval

Never seen a team president deliberately taunt their own team’s fans like this.

Carmichael Dave Why are you setting us up to another WLOTY?

Maybe the worst bluff I've ever seen.

Our fallen heroes at the hands of Islamist #Iran regime.

#BlackLivesMatter
#AmericanLivesMatter

Didn’t need further proof, but Hogs & Heifers Saloon is my favorite bar in Vegas by far.

I thought $50 bills were whatever, but apparently they’re unlucky

I put a $50 bill on the Lions moneyline 😅