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Eli McCann

@EliMcCann

Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGMbJB

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The best thing about gay marriage is you can swap outfits halfway through your engagement photoshoot. See this old tweet thread:

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I'm making pumpkin bread and my husband just walked into the kitchen and said, so concerned, 'you're baking. Are you depressed?'

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If you followed me recently, you should know I'm basically the last blogger in America and I still write at my site like it's 2009. It's nostalgic and ad free because I'm bad at business. You can subscribe there because there's a subscribe button thingy.

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I just said something kind of negative about myself and my husband responded 'I'm not participating in this conversation because it offends me.' He's been doing this a lot lately and it's weird to process having to become my own hype man just to make someone else happy.

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