You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

80% of the ocean hasn’t been explored. There could be a Dollar General down there.

Adult easter egg hunt

Earl Dibbles University

Seems effective to me

Long ago, in a land far far away...

One of the last coal-powered sheep. Most sheep are all electric now.

Got a seatbelt so it's safe

Incredible loophole in the system

Redneck innovation

Name a more American meal than chicken fried steak. I'll wait.

Simpler times

Works like a charm

Anyone else grow up with walls like this?

Your not from a small town if you didn't park your truck in the yard like this

Simpler times

Redneck Koozie

This truck is decked out

Yee Yee!

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If she runs she runs