Dory (@Dory )

Dory



Bio why be moody when u can shake dat booty *parody* *NOT the official Dory page, not affiliated with @disneypixar* *we own no content posted* dorytweetz@gmail.com
Lokasyon P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
Tweets 39,8K
Followers 1,7M
Following 33
Account created 16-02-2013 16:19:22
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iPhone : i'm never deleting this app 😭

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Buffer : OMG watch until the end πŸ˜‚

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Buffer : the floor is unhealthy eating habits

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Buffer : Me after doing the bare minimum :

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Buffer : When you ask a coworker for help and you hear someone in line breathe a little too deep

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Buffer : IM CRYING HE ASKED HIM WHAT SOUND A HORSE MAKES πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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Buffer : Mom: "If your friends jump off a bridge would you?" Me:

Buffer : did everyone just forget about the part of 2016 when literal clowns would chase people with knives in public and nobody really did anything

Buffer : I JUST FOUND OUT DOGS SMELL GERMS SO WHEN THEY LICK US THEY ARE TRYING TO CLEAN US AND MAKE US GERM FREE WOW WE DONT DESERVE DOGS WHATSOEVER

Buffer : don’t ever disrespect Linny, Tuck, and ming-ming like this again twitter.com/DIRTYSODA/stat…

iPhone : the year 2030 is closer to us than the year 2000 twitter.com/traplxrde/stat…

Buffer : me: *stares at my selfie until it turns ugly* me: i knew it

Buffer : age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

Twitter Web Client : 'add me on snapchat' = I will probably never snap u and u will probably never snap me but we can watch each other's stories