In my sleep, at 100 years old, in my Maui beach house. My 25 year old husband is so sad he drops out of grad school.

Congresswoman, in what way do you believe that your support helped this project? We chose it because it's a good project, and funded it using President Biden's infrastructure package, which you voted against.

If Trump goes to jail, they should rename it Reichers Island.

Congratulations to Allen Weisselberger for not getting indicted this week

There is no such thing as a 'rules based international order' if the rules only apply to people and countries you don't like.

It me

That’s a weird way of saying “I’ll be arrested if I don’t show up”

And here I assumed it was Miller

It matters that I know.

You don’t have to like Biden, but you should vote for him if you like America.

💯 true. In fact, there are two dead FBI agents from Miami Division because deadly force was used against them during the execution of a criminal search warrant. No doubt some of these agents that were part of MAL search were on that other search.

What would your choice be for a good film about conflict between father and son?

I like East of Eden.

These are the rules that apply to FBI agents whenever they do anything.

Why you can yell fire in a crowded theater

If you hide a body in your wife’s bedroom, any evidence discovered there is inadmissible because writs are election interference.

What we really need to see is a graph correlating marijuana and potato chip sales

If you’re bored and interested in a thread full of insanity…jump down this rabbit hole

Otherwise…it’s exactly what you think

It's official:

As widely anticipated, Trump does NOT take the stand.