What’s the most senselessly humiliating thing and why is it “trying to get an automatic soap dispenser to work in a public bathroom”?

Gypsy Rose is living out a “That’s So Raven” episode where as a kid, she sees a vision of her adult self happily talking to paparazzi, but her guess about the in-between part is wayyy off

The instant camaraderie when I see someone else’s phone battery also at 8%

The “family dinner” to “conversation about how AI will bring about the downfall of society” pipeline

The whisper song was the original asmr

There is so much high fiving in ultimate frisbee. I thought the game was over like 8 times

Dry lips, full heart, can’t lose

Self actualizing (carrying my kindle in my cargo pants)

You really should be able to look at a picture of a restaurant’s nachos before you order them

I don’t know what I thought Imagine Dragons looked like but it wasn’t this.

Football gloves remind me of the hamburger helper gloves

she's doing so little i respect it immensely

I can’t believe we’re supposed to just go back to watching football after that

“Is Elton John the only living Beatle?” - Sonny Z

I feel like my ancestors would be really happy that I get to just sit around and watch Netflix

If you think about it, 90 degree angles are pretty messed up. In a perfect world, they'd be 100 degrees. No wonder everyone hates math