When people speak untruths, they tend to avoid eye contact, look to the left and touch their face.

Tired of being disappointed? Don’t expect anything from anyone, ever.
You’re welcome

AMAZING⚾️⚾️⚾️

Fuck the police

I just read this really, really long book about Stockholm Syndrome.
It was pretty horrible at first but after a while, it grew on me. Five stars

True story, unless you are in the medical field (and at work) and if you wear Crocs, I will permanently judge you as someone whose decision-making abilities are very, very poor

I like this woman more and more every day

Everyone else may think they get hot and steamy DM’s, but eat your heart out, suckers

She literally has this in her bio 😂

There have been times where I have been so hungry that I ugly-ate when I finally had something in front of me

Just in case you ever foolishly forget, I am never not thinking of you
-Virginia Woolf

You know, I’m not a Republican right now, but who knows what the future holds? Maybe one day I will start feeling like being a
lying, manipulative, bitter, racist hypocrite and I will just start hating everything and everyone for literally no reason whatsoever and just

I've never agreed so hard!!

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but those of you who add ricotta cheese to lasagna are sadistic

Being a single dad is tough. Hang in there, fellas

Is this info real? Yes. Did he type this? Of course not, we just know it

In reality, two major reasons:
1. We don’t sweat the small stuff like our counterparts
2. We dare not talk about our women negatively to other men, because we don’t trust other men (true story! Hence why the bear comparison, and also why men have “man caves”, it’s to keep the

30+ Twitter, drop a pic with your age
51

I love my Luna, even when she steals bagels.