Let’s settle this. Who’s scarier?

Just told my boyfriend that the conversation he wants to have with me is above my pay grade. Goodnight

Sooo this happened.

Pepper 🌶 agreed to donate a meal to someone in need for every RT that this tweet gets.

And they’ll keep donating up to 10,000 RTs/meals.

RT to donate a meal, and let’s help fight hunger together.

If you didn’t cry during Ally’s Song in the latest ep. of Dave, how???

Just watched the first episode of #Schmigadoon

BRAVO 👏🏼

Cinco Paul Ken Daurio

It’s hard to match the satisfaction of watching Andy pull off getting the unpublished manuscripts of the new Harry Potter book for the twins in Devil Wears Prada

Ugh that Hacks season finale. You got me.

The most intense habit I picked up during the pandemic is going through the family Amazon prime and seeing what everyone is buying these days

Jillian Gaier your new Fanny pack will arrive today by 9pm ❤️

2020: Brad & Jen at the #SAGAwards ❤️
2021: Brad & Youn at the #Oscars ❤️
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Just make Riz Ahmed the next James Bond already

I use the the phrase “human shrek” to describe a LOT of people and I should probably stop doing that

My sister is trying to convince me that Goofy is a cow, not a dog. Can someone help us out here???

Riz Ahmed.

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

What’s worse?

Hey, put your mask over your fucking nose. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

Where this is a woman, there is magic ✨ Which of the ladies inspire you the most? #InternationalWomensDay

My phone autocorrected “Tik Tok” to “Tim Tom” and I haven’t stopped laughing since