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April King

@CubeApril

Irreverent and Cube-loving Rakdos. Created during a @maro254 doubling experiment. Chief Hamster Wheel Operator at @scryfall. She/her.

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hey there. good for you, you just did the sanitary thing and washed your hands after using a public restroom.

given the option, what are you using to dry them?

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my kiddo is doing a school history project, and today is the day he dresses up and gives a speech as his chosen figure, Alan Turing

my kiddo is doing a school history project, and today is the day he dresses up and gives a speech as his chosen figure, Alan Turing
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I love draft and used to draft in person constantly.

I wish they would fix Arena so that there was incentive to continue drafting on Arena after you’ve rare completed a set, like golden packs.

Otherwise I stop drafting on Arena about a month into a set and it’s a big bummer.

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not sure what the very peak of life is, but cuddling with your kiddo and watching summoningsalt videos sure is right up there.

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assume that Fury and Grief are in a long-term committed relationship, two lovers bound together in unholy matrimony. one of them does the laundry, the other the dishes, you know the drill.

anyways, I guess what I’m getting at is: which one of them is the top?

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it is often said that there are only two types of games: parkour and menus.

mario? parkour. pokémon? menus. tetris? parkour. baldur’s gate? menus. starfox? parkour. microsoft flight simulator? menus.

anyways, what is your favorite type of game?

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can’t seem to find my answer to this question on the The FAA ✈️ website.

do you need a pilot’s license to fly the Go Go Gadget Copter?

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stuck in a four-way argument at tonight’s dinner.

“math” and “arithmetic” and whether or not one is a subset of the other.

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I've been playing Magic for a long time. A very long time.

So long that, when I started, the only way to buy Magic cards was to call up Maro when he would post on USENET.

Three creatures from that era somehow remain truly relevant to this very day. Now vote. : )

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when you’re groggy at 7am with a recalcitrant child, you get into some weird arguments about how to say the alphabet.

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I am -really- good at mental arithmetic, it's one of my best skills. And yet there is something about Spree that causes me to trip up and have to count like a first-grader numbering off her fingers.

I cannot get it to work with my brain at all, every cast is so slow for me.

I am -really- good at mental arithmetic, it's one of my best skills. And yet there is something about Spree that causes me to trip up and have to count like a first-grader numbering off her fingers. I cannot get it to work with my brain at all, every cast is so slow for me.
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my spouse and I got matching tattoos of our daughter’s school illustration (me with lifecycle, her with the diagram)

my spouse and I got matching tattoos of our daughter’s school illustration (me with lifecycle, her with the diagram)
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