Is there some sort of Idiot Race going on in the Tory Party?

2 days of a 1 year streak and I forgot to do it last night 😤

Spotted this today.
What if you don't get them to look after the lawn?

Crap Portraits Unbelievable. I thought it was a photo of me!

#1742 I can now reveal this magnificent portrait is of the magnificent Fred Mac Aulay Fred MacAulay .
I’m sure one or two of you may doubt the likeness of this but I’m expecting Fred to be along any minute now to confirm its epicness, probably.

Crap Portraits It's only fair Leonardo Da Vinci was born 500 years ago. He would have simply left his brush on the desk and walked out of his studio.

This is a masterpiece of the gods.

#1471 You have waited long enough, I can now confirm that this fine portrait is of Mr Jeff Goldblum.
Someone even guessed that, so I’m taking that as a win.

As I drew this today, I had a feeling the likeness was slipping away from me. The feeling started just as the charcoal touched the paper.
Still, I *must* be rewarded for effort. No fewer than 72 of your precious hard-earned like will free this from a reveal dungeon.

Happy Easter everyone.

John Redwood there, on newsnight, being an absolute gobshite, totally out of his depth as usual.

#1740 lots of you didn’t get this, but a few of you did, so that’s clearly a win in my book. This is Paul Newman, in his younger days.

This new designer, Kim, from North Korea that H&M have hired has made a solid start.

It’s your Friday portrait. Painted in my “looser” style.
Happy Friday to you, pour yourself a cheeky gin and tonic, phone a takeaway, slip on yer guessin’ goggles and get guessing. Once again I must remind you I’m entirely self taught.

Ian Mckellen as Falstaff in Player Kings - a real privilege to work onstage during rehearsals for this groundbreaking production.

#1739 Despite a fairly high level of engagement and 112 wrong guesses not a single person guessed this.
It is , of course, Hal Cruttenden . Hal has one of those faces I return to from time to time, so enigmatic 🧐. 2 portraits in a week Hal, I’m sure you’re honoured Peter Keegan