“Right then, item 3:
‘Things which are not a problem and that nobody’s bothered about which we can crack down on and on which we can hold a press conference to announce we’re banning.’
Any ideas?”

This, my Twitter friends, is what happens when the pursuit of profit becomes your absolute priority. ⬇️
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

*POLL*
Should the government prioritise:
- Bringing down NHS waiting lists?
- Esther McVey’s idea to ban rainbow lanyards in case people turn gay after looking at them?

I'm trying to prepare myself for a 12-hour brain operation in 2 weeks time. So I'll be MIA for at least a few months after that. Posting this now in case anyone should miss me. Hoping that normal service will be resumed in due course. Anyone else here had an AN operated on?

Bungle has really gone down hill since he lost his share of the royalties from the rainbow lanyards.

“Daddy says to tell you that he can soon knock up a system to help you to keep track of the defections”.

“The Right Hon member says I’ve my priorities wrong. Well let me say Mr Speaker, on this side of the house we don’t want people turning gay after looking at civil servants with a rainbow lanyard.
Does the party opposite have a plan to stop people turning gay? No, Mr Speaker.”

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Exactly!

*POLL*
Should the government prioritise:
- Bringing down NHS waiting lists?
- Esther McVey’s idea to ban rainbow lanyards in case people turn gay after looking at them?

“We asked 100 people to name something they’d like the government to do. You said: ‘ban rainbow lanyards’.
If it’s there I’ll give you the money myself.
Our survey said:”

Yes but wait for the surge in the polls when *checks notes* Esther McVey bans rainbow lanyards in case they turn people gay.

Quite

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Ha ha ha Rishi Sunak Conservatives

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