today is a day you can tweet this

just circling back around to this, on this very specific day, for no particular reason of course twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

These are all real quotes from senior Israeli officials.

Eat the rich

heterosexual couples having girls that look this and the guys that look like this and the guy will be the one cheating omg

Facebook admitted this week that they track your location even when you’ve turned off location tracking — and then sell that data to advertisers.

Your data is your property. Tech companies should absolutely not be allowed to use it without your permission.

bro stop daydreaming about leaving behind all material goods and perceptions of yourself and escaping to the amalfi coast with only a leatherbound journal and a set of watercolor paints ur scaring the hoes dude

When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.

me: i want to travel and go on adventures and meet new people!!!

also me: if i don’t spend at least three hours drinking coffee alone in bed every day i will die

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