im not even american but if i was i’d probably vote trump purely because there’s like some non zero percent chance my bags would pump as opposed to

*checks notes*

literally fucking dying under biden

due to financial reasons i will be passing away

I don't feel so good

pov: you meet donald trump

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The beast has awoken. BAJA is a coin of destiny. We're going higher.

smoking a drunk baja blast newport would save me

buy seal coins with:

- ticker $SEAL
- ice cold holder distribution, g00d
- already viral, serch itmg seal

o wait only 1 seal coin. balanced. as things should be.

breaking
seal wef sax has entered your timeline

seal:

we're assembling a team. wab.eth Sappy Seals ur invited

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Once was asked by a significant market 'participant':

'Do you work with any top 5 collections?'

> proceeds to get fired

The same question now floats in my mind

Basedmilio

I bought a security today

This guy somehow thought I was a woman (??? how miscalibrated can you be) and spent hours on discord crying about it because I guess he fell in love with his fictional idea of me

Pretty gay

Only North Korea can save your shorts

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Welcome to Blast City where we farm gold and sip $BAJA. 👀