going to trader joe’s is like being surrounded by people who just got dropped onto earth from outer space and then also took a 50mg edible for the first time ever.

Now that the Bills are done I’m considering becoming a flat earther with my newfound free time

anyways I couldn’t find my cat and it turns out she was drinking water from the toilet

As a society we have to stop making jewelry out of silverware

I hate being from Buffalo

A penalty for pointing at a player while running into the end zone in a game where grown men violently hit each other. What a sport!

Men think that women don’t have hobbies because they only consider something a hobby if you’ve watched 26 YouTube videos on it.

Can’t wait to see men complain about this as if leprechauns are real

Me if muting my coworkers eating during teams calls was illegal

Are gay bars single-handedly keeping the unofficial music video industry alive

Very real chance that No Hands is in my Spotify Wrapped in the year of our lord 2023.

I can guarantee this is the most thinking my dad (who works in sports broadcasting) has put towards my brothers wedding and I do not blame him one bit

this is happening again, and must like November 2021 I am *not* in fact doing okay emotionally

I'M WALKIN HERE
Cornell Big Red / Buffalo Bills

I don’t think we’ve talked enough about the fact that build a bears have gotten h*rny

A bartender just said limes aren’t real and for some reason that sent me over the literal moon