overheard at the bar: “so you know how there’s this stereotype that all carnies are on meth? well that’s only sort of true”

“To dominate without bearing the stain of evil: this is perhaps the ultimate fantasy of the dominant.” Frédéric Lordon on Gaza and “the West” newleftreview.org/sidecar/posts/…

I think what confuses people about Conan O’Brien is he looks like he should be funny in one way, but he’s actually funny in a different, much better way

learning so much from this one

if you need me i’ll be gazing into the unbelievable mystery hole

when I was born I came out perfectly dry, no goop!

what happened to him, Bernt. Bernt what happened to this man that was so harmful to his brand

yeah this is absolutely true, but helpful that when they get annoying (constantly) and you can simply put your hands in front of your face and hide for awhile

i’m crying dude

Here's 10+ minutes of Norm Macdonald shitting on OJ Simpson

were you guys really out there looking at lunchables and thinking “there’s no way this can kill me”

*im up with god in heaven looking back on my life*

God: I couldn't believe you did this dude, i was watching like whaaaaaat no way.

Me: let me walk you through it

absolutely losing it at this dutch pro-palestine protester giving an interview while being dragged out of the building by the ankles

just watched a horrible little instagram reel where this therapist casually floated the idea that “attachment styles” are genetic??? are we doing that now??

how do you live with a mind that thinks the words “genocide trap”

was reminded of this blog i wrote years ago

Gotta hand it to him—in less than 280 characters he managed to convey a complete misunderstanding of both game theory and moral philosophy.