what I’m thankful for this year
• paper towels
• napkins
• kitchen rolls
• absorbent, disposable towels
• wood pulp and water manufactured into a roll of perforated sheets

you got this I believe in you

my dog avoiding eye contact with me after confronting them about making a mess in the house

forget a haunted house, I’m genuinely afraid of fraternity bathrooms

wanna test what kind of person someone is? send them to the store to buy paper towels and see what brand they bring back

october/november/december is the best lineup

they say maturing is eating off a plate instead of a paper towel…soo guess I’m immature!

reply to this post and I’ll guess if you’re clean or messy

ok fine I’ll clean it

I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 😘💋 to continuing to ignore whatever is collecting on top of my ceiling fan