Thank you to George Santos for teaching David Crosby how to harmonize and write music. The world is a better place because of it!

RIP Jeff Beck. Why couldn't it have been 'Santos'?

Catturd ™ TRIGGERED!!!

Catturd ™

I GUESS DIAMONDS AREN'T FOREVER!!! 😂😂😂

The N word is fine but say Facebook and YOU'RE GONE!!!

WE MUST KEEP PRONOUNS OUT OF THE CLASSROOM!!!

NOBODY IS SAFE ON TWITTER ANYMORE!!!! #ElonIsDestroyingTwitter

I have the extremely rare 'hamberder' error card. Willing to sell to one lucky Trump supporter for $5 million.

I've been 'shadowbanned' since before it was cool.

Conservative Comedy, ladies and gentlemen...

I'm a Republican and my pronouns are Not/Funny.

'Trump would have freed Whelan...'