Doing a Big Tucson Dad meet and greet at the White Sox game this Wednesday

Be sure to bring your pens and sharpies and something to sign for your autograph

I’ll be sitting by myself in left field browsing for a job on LinkedIn from my phone so come say hi

I just know this sea cow rips darts like it’s his job

I know the cardinals are going to be good this year because AZ sports has a rule that only one team can be good at a time

Suns are getting swept in the playoffs for the first time since the 80s

Dbacks are all injured

Kyler is gonna throw for 10,000 yards this year

take the suns out of this lmao ain’t no fun going on

Slade Cecconi giving me reason to bring this picture back out tonight 🇮🇹🍝

Can you guys go vouch for me in the comments and shill for me on IG please, I would appreciate it for the algo

My version of this would be shot gunning a light beer in front of Governor JB Pritzker

A delicious and resourceful one, at the very least

Taking the next step into adulthood today

In THEORY, the Lord of the Rings universe and the DnD universe SHOULD have Keebler elves right?

Like there’s different types of various races, like 3 kinds of dwarves, so like there should be different kinds of elves yeah?

I feel like that means Keebler elves are included

Hello there,

if you or someone you know is hiring for a social media position in Chicago, or fully remote, let me know 🫡

In search of some new work as of today

Some work of mine, still updating it
Gondola.cc/BigTucsonDad

Want to connect?
linkedin.com/in/russellajoh…

Just heard my fiancée give a startled yell from the other room so I asked what happened

She comes around the corner and says “I found a vintage bag”

LET’S ROCK!🥋🏎️ Marvin Harrison Jr.

Maserati Marv to the desert 🏜️

Maserati Marv, you’re gonna love Filiberto’s I just know it baby

This is the scene that plays in the head when I fill out the demographic section of a job application