Good morning, London

Congratulations! Ebrahim Raisi, who is responsible for the murder of thousands, is dead!

Exclusive footage of The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome agent, Eli Copter, training for his mission. 🚁

Eli Copter finished the job!

Imagine being this dumb.

BREAKING:

Israel found tapes in Gaza of Hamas forcing 8-y-old hostage Ella Elyakim to film propaganda videos.

Ella was freed weeks later & the footage wasn’t released.

Her family has now asked for the video to be shared for the world to see Hamas’ evil

'The Jews and Christians are killing our people!'

'We are preparing to establish a caliphate with Jerusalem as its capital!'

Hamas speaker Fathi Hammad speaks on Gaza state TV Al-Aqsa TV. 5 years ago, he promised the eradication of Jews. This is Hamas. This is Gaza.

“Israel left Gaza in 2006.”

“Wait, they left?”

I would hate people who protest while knowing nothing even if they agreed with me.

'The Iranian nation'

The majority of Iranians didn't even participate in the elections because they consider it pointless.

Leaked NATO emails reveal Hillary Clinton attempted to assassinate Iranian president Ebrahim Raisi via Mossad by vaccinating the helicopter to prevent a United States of Greater Islamic Persia

Iran's president Ebrahim Raisi, whose helicopter crashed and who is likely dead, is widely known as 'Butcher of Tehran' because he was on the prosecution committee of 1988 and is responsible for the execution of thousands of political prisoners.

Many Iranians will rejoice.

Raisi: are you sure this helicopter is safe?

Pilot Eli Kopter: absolutely.

Allah has a weird sense of humor.

Your holy prophet was infamous for destroying idols that were considered sacred religious relics to others.

Thank you for confirming that Muhammad was indeed a degenerate.

Nice.

Muslim scholar:

A daughter shouldn't wear tight clothes or be alone in a room with her father because he could be tempted to rape her.

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So The Muslim Cowboy admits his prophet suffered from a mental health disorder and he thinks this is a good thing. Hide your daughters!