Do be a darling and acquire our #christmas #novel for your #kindle for the bargain price of 99p. It’s full of egregious puns and literary/cultural references and we had such fun writing it!

Our publishers Orion Publishing has reissued The Xmas Factor on kindle. A lighthearted #Christmasread and a bit of an escape from #Christmas2020 amazon.co.uk/Xmas-Factor-An… meg sanders

Cannot believe that HM Revenue & Customs are charging reduced 5% VAT on live online events and 20% on pre-recorded events. That 15% wiped off an already very reduced revenue cos of Covid 😔 and what if people pay to watch a live event later? #covidandarts

Oh please someone give @reetacbbca a break. She must be dying for the loo by now! #bbcnews

Dear The Telegraph Why doesn’t your app have a search facility?

.Caitlin Moran - loved extract in The Times and The Sunday Times. A woman’s 50s though are a nightmare of menopause, sprouting facial hair, emptying nest, and a frantic scrabble to cling onto a role in life. Maybe when you write that book call it Still A Woman?

To all professionals in the film, television, theatre, entertainment and arts world, join the challenge to post a picture of you in your job. Just a picture, no description. The goal is to flood social media with our profession.
Copy the text and post a pic. #SaveTheArts

Woman and the #menopause - our third act. Absolutely bang on Caitlin Moran. You’ve nailed it. Feel like my wings have unfurled at last. The Times and The Sunday Times

Well done Warwick District Council for some lovely perennial planting in St Nick’s park #pollinators #Warwick

.The National Lottery Fess up. The lovely ad you have on now - was it HONESTLY filmed in their phones or are they just pretending?

.Nick Robinson Please please stop interrupting your interviewees. Let’s hear what they have to say.

.BBC Radio 4's GQT Kathy Clugston Spotted this today on Gloucestershire hillside. Smells a bit hyacinthy. Any ideas?

ON SALE NOW! This year’s #writersday packed with advice, guidance and support wherever you are on the writing journey. Last year sold out super-quick! stratfordliteraryfestival.co.uk/event/not-to-b… Faber Academy #writingadvice Sophie Hannah

Dear @Twitter How do I stop getting notifications of tweets ‘in case you missed’? Not interested but can’t work out how to stop them

I think HeartofEnglandForest that good idea to close longer walk?

The The Times and The Sunday Times magazine today did not need to be wrapped in plastic. We have to start somewhere and that seems like a good place. #plasticfree lucy siegle

The booming trade in second hand books. Be nice if living #authors got a percentage of the resale price? bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

This kind of air brushed nonsense puts older women under the same kind of pressure as it does on young girls at the other end of the media pressure tyranny. Like we all have the time/money/stylists. Come on The Times and The Sunday Times Thoughts India Knight?

I’m sorry but why the hell is Stanley Johnson being asked his opinion on anything? BBC Breakfast

Why can we name so many #WW1 #poets and no #WW2 poets? #Armistice2018