Alex Borstein
@AlexBorstein
If every chick sat down when using a public toilet then we could all sit down. Hovering only leads to your piss on the seat. Stop it.
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http://www.thehenabees.com 24-06-2012 00:50:08
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My kid snuck a pic of me while I was watching TV so she could make this #mothersday e-card and I look like a fucking corpse. A happy corpse. 😂😂😂❤️
“Happy Mother Fucker Day!”
- Lois’ words when that horizontal head came out of her vertical vagina.
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To all the queens of pain out there who persist nevertheless.
Family Guy #familyguy #familygal #mothersday2020