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Alex Borstein

@AlexBorstein

If every chick sat down when using a public toilet then we could all sit down. Hovering only leads to your piss on the seat. Stop it.

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linkhttp://www.thehenabees.com calendar_today24-06-2012 00:50:08

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“testing and contact tracing aren’t necessary” say the same people testing everyone every day and isolating those who’ve had contact with anyone who’s tested positive

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My kid snuck a pic of me while I was watching TV so she could make this e-card and I look like a fucking corpse. A happy corpse. 😂😂😂❤️

My kid snuck a pic of me while I was watching TV so she could make this #mothersday e-card and I look like a fucking corpse. A happy corpse. 😂😂😂❤️
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“Happy Mother Fucker Day!”
- Lois’ words when that horizontal head came out of her vertical vagina.
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To all the queens of pain out there who persist nevertheless.
Family Guy

“Happy Mother Fucker Day!” - Lois’ words when that horizontal head came out of her vertical vagina. . . To all the queens of pain out there who persist nevertheless. @FamilyGuyonFOX #familyguy #familygal #mothersday2020
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Ha! Every other country only has one zero. Look how many zeros the US has!!!
— Donald Trump, King of the Zeros

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