Godzilla’s a nuclear bomb but he’s out here getting clobbered by this shit monkey

Rooting against Godzilla is Asian hate

The comfort I feel when I hear hickock say “let’s smoke some pot”

The year long impending doom. This is propaganda

Tune in next week as we give a homeless man a...brand new fit

What a coincidence! That’s also what I’m calling the destruction of small businesses in America.

Companies telling you to stay home if you’re sick then taking your pto time. America is the ghetto

“tomato town? they just wiped it out? no this is the first im hearing about this”

Me: man, fuck this country

Me, when North Korea wants the smoke:

When I get my second pc monitor tomorrow it’s over for you losers

The double pipe classic. Haven’t had one of these since 2013

QBs Ryan Pace has mortgaged our entire future to acquire:
- Mike Glennon
- Mitchell Trubisky
- Nick Foles
- Andy Dalton

When you don’t mObiLiZe

men used to be named stuff like Digger Clitt. back when we made things. back when the world worked

Need this

Back on board in a millisecond