There will never be a “cure” for cancer because cancer isn’t a disease.

There will never be a “cure” for Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, and Dementia, because they’re not diseases.

All illness symptoms represent accumulated toxicity and trauma.

If you want the “cure” you have to…

I never make the same mistake twice.

I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

Can someone please give me an award for my dedication?

If you ever feel unproductive, just remember that someone, somewhere, is spending hours arguing with random strangers in the comment section.

Going to the gym is a scam.

You have to deal with harmful artificial lighting and you’re stuck indoors.

You’re much better off working out barefoot outside and in nature.

The old people using exercise machines at public parks had it right all along.

I have no allegiance to:

- The red team
- The blue team
- (Fill in the blank) ideology
- (Fill in the blank) activist group
- (Fill in the blank) ethnic group

What does this mean?

I’m willing to make fun of everyone equally! 😁

I’m a big believer in equality.

Tug of War! (He won, again)

My best friend just told me AT&T sent him a free Apple Watch for being a “loyal customer”

He didn’t even ask for it 😂

Has this happened to anyone else?

Serious question 🤔